If You Shoot a Bound and Blindfolded Palestinian in the Foot...
This update is for those who were holding their breath:
The Israeli soldier who shot a bound and blindfolded Palestinian man with a bullet at close range was found guilty of "inappropriate conduct" and was reassigned.
So if you were holding your breath, you can exhale.
I hope now you understand how the occupation works:
If you shoot a bound and blindfolded Palestinian in the foot, your conduct is "inappropriate."
If you shoot a bound and blindfolded Palestinian in the eye, your conduct is "rather inappropriate."
If you shoot a bound and blindfolded Palestinian in the head, your conduct is "really inappropriate."
If you shoot ten bound and blindfolded Palestinians in the foot, eye, and head, your conduct is "very inappropriate."
If you shoot one hundred bound and blindfolded Palestinians in the foot, eye, head, mouth, and genitals, you are a national hero.
In all the above cases, you will be reassigned. Depending on how many you shoot and where you shoot them, there is a good chance you will be reassigned to be Prime Minister or Chief of Staff.
To put things in perspective:
If a Palestinian throws a stone at an Israeli armored tank, his conduct is labeled "criminal" and he is reassigned to an Israeli jail for a few years.
Inhale that!
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